Funnies

Ethan: (quoting Elf) ....I'm singing... I'm in the store and I'm singing...I'm in the store and I'M SINGING! Hey there's no singin in the north pole...YES THERE IS.... no there's not....Yes there is....we do it all the time when we make toys.
( cutting up 10 sheets of white paper and sprinkling them around the house)
Me: why is there so much paper on the floor ( cleaning up the paper)
Ethan: Hey...that's my snow!

* Carson hiding in the pantry sneaking Cheetos
Me: Umm...Carson I can see
Carson: (whispering) ....No you can't